Mattel executive We need a more child-friendly alternative to "Monster High." We're starting to get complaints. Make a franchise about... I dunno, princesses or something. Something the moms who are writing angry emails will HAVE to approve of. Make it sparkly and use lots of pastels! That should shut them up.

Mattel employee Alright.

Mattel employee, under breath Gonna make 'em all gay, though.